Friday, January 31, 2014

Super Terrible Predictions




We are finally here. Best defense against the best offense. Peyton Manning improbably comeback to cement his legacy as best QB of all time. A chance to see the TV cameras zoom in every time Richard Sherman farts.  My gut tells me Seattle's defense is too good to lose, but I think offense wins in the 21st century.

I think two weeks is too much time for Peyton Manning to prepare. After losing the last time he got here against Who Dat, I cannot see him losing again. Seattle's defense will stifle and seemingly frustrate Peyton, but I do not think it can hold up for 60 minutes.

Denver's defense gets no love.  If their defense can stifle Marshawn Lynch, Russell Wilson is an average quarterback. Expect Wilson to take a few deep shots against Denver's vulnerable secondary.  Wilson is at his best when plays breakdown. Just ask San Francisco.




Till that point in the game Seattle could not move the ball on San Francisco's defense. It was the shot in the ass Seattle needed.

I expect the first half to be low scoring with both defenses pumped up. I expect the second half to be a back and forth with the Broncos coming out on top. Broncos 27 Seahawks 24.

P.S. A large reason I want Denver to win is because Seattle fans are intolerable. I have watched games with Seattle fans and Denver fans in the past month. The Seahawks fans reacted as if they were going to miss the playoffs when they lost to the Cardinals in week 16. They accused me of being a curse. The Bronco fans were cordial and very happy in their win against the Patriots. Enough for one of them to get butt ass naked for hours in celebration. He was not worried about the 6 girls in the room and the breezy temperature. His Broncos were going to the Super Bowl. I can respect that. The only reason I would get naked for my team (Patriots) is if the QB loaned out his wife. Unfortunately,  Tom is not the best with sharing.

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