Facebook Profile Picture Explains a Chick's status/feelings to a T

We have all been there before. Bored waiting for a flight in a terminal or cannot go to bed, might as well ferociously search Facebook to see how the girls are looking. A girl's picture can be broken down into 3 simple categories.

(1) Body shot.


 This is  the I have been busting my ass in the gym since I broke up with my boyfriend. I am looking to get back in the mix pose. It is just a little teaser for all the FB stalkers to let you know she is back in the game. If she maintains the body shot profile picture while still being in a relationship means it sucks to be her boyfriend.

(2) Face shot solely from one angle.


This one is the hardest to dissect, but always my favorite. A girl usually has a strenuous time in college. Figuring out who she is, boys, alcohol intake, but most importantly.. do I look better from the left side or the right side of my face. This is essential for girls to figure out before the real world because it will shape her picture taking for the rest of her single life.
These are harder to break down in the sense of (1) Is she sharply drawing her chin up to hide the tire iron around her waist or (2) is the left side of her face really an 8 and her right side of her face a hazy 6. It is much harder being a girl. I have said this since day 1. Not only are guys checking you out, but other girls are checking you out hating on you.

(3) Boyfriend in Photo with Generic Smile.


This is the flyer letting all the creepers know she is locked down. The days of her scantily, clad spring break albums are done. She is in it for the long haul. From here on out, her only Facebook updates will be her and the boyfriend skiing in Tahoe or the wedding shower photos. Letting everyone know this one is off the market.