Cracking Boners

A casual conversation on NYE stumbled upon the topic of boners. After a few male counterparts shared some stories, I added the sound of  cracking my morning boner. Let us just say I got a few bewildered faces. I went on to explain how when I was in college, I noticed if you slightly pushed your boner against its momentum/curve, it would make a slight cracking sound. Similar to the sound you get when you crack your knuckles. Everyone I have spoken to has looked at me like a crazy person, but I know there has to be a few of you out there. I just see it as necessary stretching and improving the dexterity of my little guy. Smart really.