Bigger is Better...So Says Oxford

Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses.

According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Therefore, women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.

And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development. The researchers also found that the children born to women with wider hips are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer, less curvy mothers.

Eyeonthenut reports that the team analyzed data from 16,000 women.

Eyeonthenut also cites similar studies conducted by universities in California and Pittsburgh not too long ago that discovered that women with bigger butts, wide hips and smaller waists may even live longer as well.

*This study did not include fake butts.

We already know girls with big butts are smarter and healthier, but they also have some things only they will understand.

Ahhh... kind of a toss up here. I mean Serena and Beyonce are two successful, smart women with some shapely cabooses, but do they give women the false hope that a bigger buttocks makes them smarter?

I did a little research from diabetes.org to discover the following facts:

·         4.9 million, or 18.7 percent of all African Americans aged 20 years or older have diabetes.

·         African Americans are 1.8 times more likely to have diabetes as non Hispanic whites.

So you are telling me even though the extra large Coke from McDonald's is making my ass bigger, but also increasing my chances of diabetes? I think I am going to chose my Coke infused ass 9/10.

I think Nicki Minaj gets it. Gets a fake ass to fool people in thinking she is smart and avoids diabetes. Let me hope on that star ship. I will be your Han Solo.