I watch VanderPump Rules and I do not care who knows it

The show is just enough blend of hot chicks scantily clad that I keep coming back for more. It has enough element of crazy in each episode that their inflated egos can be displayed.They all work at some upscale restaurant owned by one of the housewives.  It is comical how much it mirrors the MTV show The Hills. 

Stassi (Kristen Cavallari)
-Girl is ruthless and plays with the strings of her ex-boyfriend heart, Jax at will. Obviously the Queen B whose battle for the camera with Scheana is always on display. She is a few years away from marrying Andrew Luck.
 

Kristen (Audrina Patridge)
-Similar to Audrina, not the sharpest tool in the shed. Continues to date her boyfriend, Tom who cheated on her with some chick from Vegas. Insanely jealous and insecure. Despises that they recently added her boyfriend's really attractive girl friend Ariana to the show. An exciting character who could snap at any moment. Great work Bravo.



Ariana ( Lauren Conrad)
-Comes in as the Tom's really good friend. Super chill and likable character. Makes Kristen insanely jealous because of vicious rumors. If I could get some stock in Ariana to parlay this show into some financial success the way Lauren Conrad did, this is my horse.



Katie (Lo Bosworth)
- Stassi's fiercely loyal friend who does not provide much, but head nods whenever Stassi talks. Every Queen B needs her not as cute sidekick to always be there for them.



Tom (Justin Bobby)
-Kristen's boyfriend who seems to be pretty normal minus dating the Kristen girl. Is in a band with big ambitions and had the benefit of doing a show at a fair with an attendance of 40 people(30 of the people being the film crew or Bravo employees).


Jax 
- Classic meatstick who is flourishing in his early 30s as a bartender. Occasionally gets modeling gigs and is  so infatuated with his ex-girlfriend, Stassi that he got her name tattooed on his arm a year after they broke up. I feel rude comparing him to one of the Hills  guys because this level of stupidity is groundbreaking.



Scheana (Heidi Montag)
- Last, but not least. A delusional 7 that thinks she is the best thing since sliced bread.  Slept with one of the housewives husbands. After having a tooth removed, acted as if she had triple bi-pass surgery. Is confident her new fame will bolster her music career. A crazy boyfriend away from being pinpoint Heidi.