Urinal Ettiquette

I am always puzzled by this. As a guy, you can always expect for some splatter around the urinal from some poor shooters before you. That does not really bother me. Everyone pees from a different angle and have different velocities. It happens.
Today, I used a urinal right after another co-worker and was really disappointed in him. His piss was a burnt yellow. Not a good stream for you, buddy. I almost wanted to tap him on the shoulder about the importance of staying hydrated, but I felt he might not receive it well. As I stepped to the urinal there was an array of three or four pubes hanging out on the lip of the urinal. Are dudes plucking these larry's out when pissing? I do not get how you are shedding like a german shepherd.
Gentleman, short men.. I get it... you splatter and make a mess…. It is tough to be short.  I can sympathize. Degenerates...Pluck your ball hairs at your home, guy.